I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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