i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Randomize
