For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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