guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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