quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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