gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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