That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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