Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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