Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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