3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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