now i know why i became what i already was.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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