Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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