Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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