We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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