Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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