Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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