I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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