i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
tell me about the eggs
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