bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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