i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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