I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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