Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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