Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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