I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
