white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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