no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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