I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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