This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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