bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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