Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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