This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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