the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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