are you still at the devil's house?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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