Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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