is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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