Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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