we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
