Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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