OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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