How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
this will be a night to untag.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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