Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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