so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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