He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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