Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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