i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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