careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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