just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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