Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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