Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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