i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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