Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just cut my nipple shaving
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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