So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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